Your Friendly Neighborhood Dumbass™

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Some warnings before you get to know me

Im either a crackhead or a silent stump of a person, no inbetween

I suck at conversations so if I say something wrong please tell me, 10 times out of 10 I dont mean to hurt you

I feel like I bother people so if I message you and ask if you hate me, be patient and honest with me.

Same with when I message and ask if you’re mad at me. I’m down to talk it out so we can solve the issue.

I ask my friends a lot for shit but PLEASE DO NOT BE AFRAID TO TELL ME NO.

I support BLM ACAB and a bunch of shit like that so if you dislike that, not sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'l update this as I put more shit

(Im making this because I seem to be getting more friends from the xbox apex chat)

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spitefulpumpkin
frodobell

So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”

but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared

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really gets the noggin joggin

teethinstagramcankissmyass

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chicken-burrito-official

so that’s the line huh tumblr. that old post just went too far and you had to poof it.

vertefeuille

Reblog to remember the post before it gets deleted again

beetcake
vonkarn

stop sexualizing transfems just fucking existing. stop sexually harassing transfem individuals who are just minding their own fucking because you think they owe you some sort of sexual gratification for making your dick hard.

ayay

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archivist-the-knight

[Image description: Tags that read "Stop having your stupid ass positivty posts being only about how fucking hot you say we are, too. It's fucking rude and uncomfortable. Your support should eb more than your stupid fucking fetish." /End description]

relaxnotshaveeyebrows

reblog if your name isn’t Amanda.

pastassassins

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

iceslushii

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

yiffmaster

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

llsilvertail

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

computationalcalculator

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

give-grian-rights

This website truly is bizarre